So, when I told my friend Alisha that I wanted to guest blog in her what I learned in seminary series I was excited for...about 5 minutes. Then I was like well, what the hell did I learn in seminary because it sure as hell wasn't how to give easy answers?
If I can say one thing for sure it is that faith is full of ambiguity, and because of that ambiguity, because I know for sure that I do not, and never will, have all of the answers, God will have to work through my weaknesses. A few years back, I remember hearing a commencement address delivered to graduating seminarians at Iliff School of Theology by Nadia Bolz Weber, an ELCA pastor in Denver, and a total bad ass. In addressing the anticipation by the graduates of being let loose on the Church, and their questions about whether or not they were ready to face all of the challenges that entering ministry was sure to bring, the answer was "of course you're not ready". Bolz Weber reminded those seminarians of what the seminarians I know, as well as a few, ahem, practicing clergy need to hear: play to your weaknesses. When we play to our strengths we get cocky. We think we know the answers and this is where things go terribly wrong. So while this may seem to some a huge waste in tuition money, it's what I got.
Well. Wait. I did get a few more things out of the year. They are listed below. Some of them may make sense. Some of them I'm still trying to make sense of myself. For your reading pleasure, I present "Other Seminary Stuff That I Learned":
- Don't think meat. You'll only hurt the ball club.
- The mere mention of Real Madrid can unite a room full of refugees from all over the world.
- Academics make shit up, and you can, too.
- Being in seminary and starting the ordination process is akin to a ticking, biological clock.
- Don't be like Elihu (from the book of Job). That guy is a jerk.
- If you don't like the denominations out there, start your own.
- Gluten free wafers are bigger than you think and will stick to the roof of your mouth.
- References to feet, sometimes really just mean feet.
- Christianity cannot be lived in a vacuum, and neither can seminary. You need community.